Shit. Castlevania. Anyone remember the last time a good Castlevania game was made that wasn't handheld or completely ignored?
Me neither.
So.... why? Why did Castlevania just fall from everyone's good graces? When exactly did castlevania stop being one of the top 10 nintendo franchises?
I mean, yeah, there was captain N, but almost everyone who was a Castlevania fan realized that they treated simon like shit in the show, because obviously they need a dude to compete with captain N over pussy, but that can't be the entire reason that Castlevania is regarded so poorly nowadays, at least in the console market.
Oh yeah... that's right.
Nintendo 64....
Oh lord. fuck castlevania 64, fuck Legacy of Darkness, why the fuck did the 2 really shitty castlevanias have to be the ones who actually tried something new?
Because honestly, think about it, if castlevania 64 had been a good game without the bugs and with really good gameplay, what the hell would it have been and how would the series be now?
.....I dont know whether to be terrified at the concept of a Castlevania god of war knock off or to be delighted, but this needs to be made regardless because adding in gruesome deaths and combos with the vampire killer would admittedly be kinda awesome.
Think about it, simon belmont is pretty much a prototype for kratos, though I think Richter would be a more appropriate parallel, particularly when he hydrostorms all up in Dracula's face
Com'n, y'know you want it. a god of war knockoff featuring Richter Belmont.
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