My new job: McDonald's

When people ask me what I do, I tell them I kill people for a living. When they ask what I mean, I simply say "I work at McDonald's." Seriously, people truly push the limits of how unhealthy they can make a trip to McDonald's. It's always fun to watch a large person buy a huge bag of food and wondering how many meals belong to them.

My favorite part of this, though, is the portion of people who order large, unhealthy meals with diet drinks. Large diet drinks, of course. What the fuck is that shit?

There's not much else to say about that. McDonald's is all you would expect it to be as a job, if you haven't worked there before. In the end, I just work so I can smoke weed so I can sleep so I can work. So fuck it.