Oi! Oi! Oh Fuck!
Yeah if you haven't heard, God got bored this week and decided to completely screw over South-East Queensland, Australia. Tons of rain fell and the rivers overflowed, taking over towns. Pretty shitty if your house or car happened to be in the wrong place (anywhere in Queensland). Luckily only 12 people were killed, which really isn't that many in the grand scheme of things.
On top of the river levels, and destroyed property, guess what else the Aussies have to deal with?
"7.20pm: A rescue team inspecting flooded houses in Queensland came face-to-face with a 2m crocodile in a yard, Rockhampton's The Morning Bulletin reports. Warnings have been issued to beware of crocodiles in floodwaters, with crocodile farmer John Lever telling ABC the reptiles will be on the move because their traditional feeding grounds are wiped out by floods. Snakes also pose a danger for rescue crews."
Yeah, motherfucking crocodiles. And snakes. And apparently bull sharks have also decided to make an appearance. Jesus Christ. But with all of this facing them, what do the Aussies do?
Wade/paddle down to the store, get some booze and keep on drinking. Awesome. It's just like a big "fuck you" to mother nature. Yeah, you can destroy my house. Yeah you can send my car floating down a river. Yeah you can send wild animals that will threaten me. But goddamnit, you cannot stop me from getting drunk.
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
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