Wow, this thing called WoW.

Here ye, Here ye: I have called this meeting in order to discuss a topic of great importance!
This may seem crazy at first, but I think I have created a new "Craze" that will take the world by storm!

How about I build a video game, that will get a bunch of other people to play; everyone will pay 15$ or so a month, and I'll give them the chance to play it.  You're thinking... He's Mad! No one would pay to play that! but that's where you're wrong!  It will get to the point where I can solicit billions of dollars by just releasing a semi cool looking new item, millions if it doesn't even look cool.  I will have these people addicted to a life that doesn't even exist, sitting up till like 6 am just farming points so you can buy stuff, then do more farming so you can farm stuff easier!  Don't even get me started on stuff I can also sell to the people while they play....!!!

I'm addicted to WoW, I will admit it.  I sometimes don't even enjoy playing, but I play relentlessly!
I just got my 2nd lv85 character and I'm already contemplating what I'm going to level next, weighing whether it should be a melee, tank, healer or w/e.  I'm leaning more towards tank, but I really don't want to be a cliche and go for sheer cow pally.  I've probably played this game a good... 3-4 years or so.  Since the original release of Vanilla wow when you could be awesome, amazing, and have all the hoes when you've only got a couple blues on.  I remember this one time... I told this undead chick that I was next in my guild for shadowcraft tunic out of UBS, and when I got it: I would be 6/8.  She pretty much devoured my junk!!! Chicks without a lower jaw can really get in there! I had to stop her from using cannibalize after though. 

Anyways....

This game has stolen my life, and raped my childhood! I'm actually logged in as I type this, and I have homework to do, and all that shit!  I even contemplated skipping today, and I'm Chef de Rang doing Caesar salads today.  Why must I seek achievement that I don't normally get on a regular basis in my real life from a virtual world?  Why is it so fulfilling to get some awesome loot, on an imaginary character; when I could go outside and be sociable; well, maybe not that: I don't like to be sociable all the time.
WoW is crack! and Crack makes you punch babies in the face! Don't punch babies! They only deserve it 50% of the time! and that isn't a percentage that you want to risk going to jail for!